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I Hate Code Lyoko Yaoi

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"I hate Code Lyoko Yaoi."

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It’s come to my attention that the number of Code Lyoko yaoi - and the occasional CL yuri on this website - has increased.



What the muffins, people? Seriously! Why do you continue to make yaoi “artwork” based on these unreal pairings? I don’t see what’s so special about your beloved rape - I mean, “shonen ai.” *breathes deeply.* Anyhow, here are the reasons why I dislike these “pairings.”

Odd & Ulrich: It would never work. Odd is like the annoying little brother Ulrich never had. They wouldn’t suddenly go gay for each other. Also, the creators of this show made Odd’s flirty behavior towards women so obvious that even a child couldn’t miss it.

Jeremy & Odd: No, just no. We all know Jeremy adores Aelita with every fiber of his being. He wouldn’t choose Odd over Aelita, no way.

William & Ulrich: This one makes me roll my eyes. They’re rivals who are both competing for Yumi’s love. And they never exhibited homosexual tendecies. So in other words, this “pairing” is a joke.

Jim & *insert boy’s name here.*: Pedophilic relationships are revolting.

Odd & Kiwi: No.

Xana & *insert boy’s name here.*: Error! Error! This does not compute! I’ll explain this in terms anyone can understand, XANA HATES ALL HUMANS! ESPECIALLY HIS ENEMIES! XANA DEEMS HUMANS AS INFERIOR! HE THINKS THEY SHOULD ALL BE DEAD! Comprende?

AelitaxYumi: Remember kids: friendship doesn’t equal romance.

AelitaxSissi: Three words, won’t ever happen.

YumixSissi: They are both crazy for Ulrich.

That is all. Flame me if you want, I don't care.

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Not a fan of Code Lyoko yaoi but the worst ones out of all of them are Jim x any younger boy (pedophilia), Odd x Kiwi (zoophilia due to Kiwi being a dog), and Xana x any boy (would have similar problems as the Ganondorf and Bill Cipher shippings since Xana was a very evil being and I’d personally think that Xana should stay single in my opinion.).